Stories tagged humour

"You know, Mrs. buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole to be a father. (From the movie Parenthood)"
Keanu Reeves
A lesson to learn from this...

Anyone can be a Father... a funny look at this fact...


"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."
Sigmund Freud
A lesson to learn from this...

Was this how civilization was formed? A funny perspective...


"We're all damaged in our own ways. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us."
Johnny Depp
A lesson to learn from this...

We are all damaged... this is what makes us unique and perfect.


"Mamma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
Tom Hanks
A lesson to learn from this...

Life; you never know what you're going to get.


"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al Capone
A lesson to learn from this...

Too bad we all can't follow this advice...


"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all."
Johnny Depp
A lesson to learn from this...

Be a pirate; a rebel; forever fighting for what you believe in.


"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love. I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
Johnny Depp
A lesson to learn from this...

Most of us would kill to protect our loved ones!


"A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest."
Winston Churchill
A lesson to learn from this...

A funny (and true) perspective on speeches.


"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses."
Henry Ford
A lesson to learn from this...

Innovators need to think outside the box...



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